Polite Ninjas.

Kiran Chandramouli is a boy.

• I don't remember how i know him.

  He can be quite funny.

  He really knows his ice-cream, as you can see.

  Here is an insight into his brilliant mind.
  
  

  
  
  
  

  1.How ripe do you like your banana?
  
  

  Nice and yellow ripe.

  
  
  
  

  2.Why are you?
  
  

  14

  
  
  
  

  3. One, Two, buckle my shoe. Three, four,.....?
  
  

  Five.And a half. I'm anti arithmetic progression.
  
  

  
  
  
  

  4. Shorts or a hat?
  
  

  Shorts. Definitely.

  
  

  
  
  

  5. Shaken or stirred?
  
  

  Stirred. These questions are vague. Good job.

  
  
  
  

  
  

  6. Sup?
  
  

  Eh.

  
  

  
  
  
  

  7. Favourite t-shirt?
  
  

  This blue one with the beatles let it be drawn on it.
  Epic.

  DRAWN!

  
  
  
  
  
  

  8. Wait, what? Who drew?
  
  

  The designer, I presume. But it has this awesome effect.

  
  
  
  
  
  

  9. How many roads must a man walk down?
  
  

  Before you call him a man.
  
  
  
  

  
  

  10. If you could eat anyone/thing right now, who/what  would you eat?
  
  

  Hmm. Icecream. Cream and fudge.

  I'm not going into the details.

  I'll never get done.

  (Elaborates on artful prodding)

  Here goes.

  One scoop of French Vanilla.

  Once scoop of Belgian Dark Chocolate

  One scoop of Cookie Dough. Or Sweet cream.

  With.

  Ferrero Rochers

  MnMs

  Oreos

  Chocolate chips

  <Dark and White>

  Snickers.

  Chocolate sprinkles

  Brownies

  Whipped cream

  Chocolate sauce

  Caramel sauce

  With rainbow sprinkles on top

  In a Chocolate-Dipped-Rainbow-Waffle-Bowl.

  With two spoons.

  It is the best icecream on the planet.

  Oh oh.

  Nuts!

  
  
  
  

  Nitwit. Blubber. Oddment. Tweak.

  That's a wrap, people.